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MALE-ONLY CRIMES LIST
You are all
undoubtedly familiar with various abbreviations
used by law enforcement and courts to designate
certain crimes.
Commonly seen terms are
DUI - Driving under the influence
MIP - Minor in possession of alcohol
VNCO - Violation of No-contact order
Some terms have also been coined by certain
groups to designate non-crimes where police
often seem to target minorities, such as
DWB - Driving While Black
Well, TABS has uncovered a series of heretofore
unknown crimes and their abbreviations, which
police use only against men in domestic
situations. Unbeknownst to most men, they are
committing "crimes" every day in their dealings
with their wives or significant others. All the
wife has to do is call 911, report the
misbehavior, and the man will be summarily
tossed out the door.
So, as a public service, to help better prepare
you for what may happen to you at any time, we
offer the following formerly classified
offenses, for which you may get in trouble at
home:
MWM - MARRIED WHILE
MALE
PWM - PARENTING WHILE MALE
FTYW - FAILURE TO YIELD TO WIFE
WOLL - WEIGHT OVER LEGAL LIMIT
WOLL - BB WEIGHT OVER LEGAL LIMIT WITH
BEER-BELLY ENHANCEMENT
HTR - HOGGING THE REMOTE
DWW - DISAGREEING WITH WIFE
MIPM - MALE IN POSSESSION OF A MIND
OIJ - OBSTRUCTION OF INJUSTICE
RFA - RESISTING FALSE ACCUSATIONS
RDVII - RESISTING DV INDUSTRY INDOCTRINATION
(When sent to DV Perp Treatment Re-education)
MID - MALE IN DENIAL (OF BEING AN ABUSER)
ESR - ELUDING SOLE RESPONSIBILITY (FOR MARITAL
PROBLEMS)
AFS - ASKING FOR SEX
SNS - SAYING NO TO SEX
PWHSWMM - PROTESTING WIFE HAVING SEX WITH MAIL MAN
VNCWPO - VIOLATION OF NO-CONTACT WITHOUT
PERMISSION ORDER
WTMH - WORKING TOO MANY HOURS
NMEM - NOT MAKING ENOUGH MONEY
ATSWFSRMOLT -ATTEMPTING TO STOP WIFE FROM
SPENDING RENT MONEY
ON LOTTO TICKETS
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