AND NOW A WORD FROM A NEW SPONSOR ON OUR SHOW:


JUDGES & PROSECUTORS, ARE YOU LOOKING FOR AN ALTERNATIVE TO THE CURRENT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE PERPETRATOR TREATMENT PROVIDERS? ARE THOSE NAMBY-PAMBY 1-YEAR PROGRAMS MOLLYCODDLING DV OFFENDERS? ARE TOO MANY GUILTY LOW-LIFES BEING GRADUATED AND LET OUT OF THE SYSTEM?

WELL WE HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE: GULAG & ASSOCIATES. WE OFFER A 5-YEAR BATTERERS' TREATMENT AND RE-EDUCATION PROGRAM. DEFENDANTS ARE SHIPPED OFF TO OUR FULL-TIME RESIDENCY CAMP LOCATED ON AN ISOLATED CORNER OF MCNEIL ISLAND FEDERAL PENITENTIARY. ATTEMPTED ESCAPEES WILL BE SHOT IF THEY DON'T DROWN FIRST.

OUR STAFF OF SPECIALLY-TRAINED COUNSELORS HAVE BEEN RECRUITED FROM PARAMILITARY & SECRET POLICE UNITS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, INCLUDING IRAQ, EAST GERMANY, AND SEVERAL BACKWATER SOUTHERN JAILS.

THE COST IS ONLY $5000 CASH UP-FRONT (FOOD EXTRA). FOR MORE INFORMATION, CALL 1-800-SHAKEDOWN.

GULAG & ASSOCIATES: QUALITY BRAINWASHING SINCE 2003.